Friday, July 23, 2010

wake me up when September end

aku confirm g DPA on October

1. ske sbb it will give me some time utk rest dr keje skrg.so, kalau lps DPA aku kena g ofis skrg pun at least takde la jelak sgt since da dpt break.

2. insyaallah dia confirm nk kawen bln 2 tahun depan. aku kat mane mase tu pun tak tau la lg. kalau mase tu modul dalam dpt la aku join wedding die.tp kalau modul luar sejahtera la.i wish i can be there.seriously!!

3. aku nerbes sbb aku akan pegi skali dgn no.2 dan no.3. knowing myself, i know i can play the ignorance part really well. jiwa kacau je la aku kena tanggung sendri. btw, no.1 has gotten back with his ex and planning to get hitched in this near future. and yes, i asked him personally.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

jiwang ke!?

I don't tell anyone about the way you hold my hand
I don't tell anyone about the things that we have planned
I won't tell anybody

Won't tell anybody how you turn my world around
I won't tell anyone how your voice is my favourite sound
Won't tell anybody

I don't need a parachute
Baby, if I've got you
You're gonna catch me
You're gonna catch if I fall

I won't fall out of love
I'll fall into you

Thursday, July 15, 2010

tu namenye manusia hanye merancang

aku plan dr tahun lepas nk g bon odori
tahun ni bon odori would be on 17/7/2010

tibe2 aku kena g ganu plak
carut carut....carut...carut...carut...carut....

ignorance

i do have the ability to ignore people

so, tak payah la nak test2 aku

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

i just need to write to make myself at ease

Monday, July 12, 2010

sesungguhnye kalau ko nk kawen kat kl nih
yg paling mahal adalah belanje catering

kalau satu kepala rm11.00 x 2000 orang
kan ke da 22k
miahahaha.....
jelak...jelak...

untung la sape2 yg mak bapak die nk bayarkan
so aku paham la sgt org2 yg mintak hantaran beribu riban aku lost count kosong brp byk
sbb nk cover duit belanje kenduri rupenye

moral of the story
aku kawen nanti tanak wat kenduri

mungkin aku nk tukar keje jadik wedding planner
bwuahahaha

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

of facebooking

1. kalau ko dah laki bini, duduk serumah lak tu tak payah la i luv u, u luv me, we heart you bagai kat facebook.lain la kalau korg tu wiken husband ke ape.bley la aku terima lagi

2. please lah.stop asking questions such as bile nak kawen?best tau ade anak.i had sex everynight wat so ever.come on la....who on earth yg tanak kahwin.tak kire la die ade issues mcm mane pun, deep down mesti la nye nak kawen.kalau ko tambah satu lg ayat sape tak kawen loser aku sumpah anak ko!!bukan ko ok!!anak ko...

It just to be hapen aku takmao setle for 2nd best.kalau ikutkan gatal aku ni cleaner nepal tu pun aku ajak kahwin da la.lg tak payah aku susah2 kuar duit ribu riban nk puaskan mata je jadahnya.

Pijak kat bumi nyata skit.things in future ko tak tau lg.ape nk jadi kat anak ko, laki ko, even diri ko sendri.sadap la please.kawin2 ni bukan keje aku..keje tuhan..sampai mase ade jodoh kahwin la aku.regardless ape jadahnye jenis laki yg akan aku kahwini nanti.

3. guna la nick yg melambangkan nama ko sendri.ni kalau da letak nama anak ko, gambar pun gambar anak ko.jadah manenyer aku nk tau ko tu sape.

Aku faham ko tgh excited br dpt anak ke anak pandai meniarap anak start berjalan anak da besar gajah ke...ye la aku ni xde anak lg.nanti bile da ade anak sendri aku pun x bley janji aku tak tepek gambar anak aku beratus2 bagi peminat berpinar mata.nanti bl aku add ko as if mcm aku ni berkwn dgn anak ko la eh.bkn dgn ko.tak pun ape kata, ko bukak la satu account utk anak ko sendri.pastu ko add la sume sape2 yg da anak jgk tu.yg da tua bangka mcm aku yg patutnyer dah boleh beranak 4, 5 org ni ko biarkan je la jd peminat anak ko ke ape.hish....

4.kesimpulannye, ko tu tak tau lagi langit tu tinggi ke rendah.kalau la kononnye betol2 nk mengikut ajaran islam sgt kan.patutnye ko tu faham konsep menjaga hati sesama manusia.tp, sape la aku nk cakap kan.ko mungkin baik dr segi pakaian ke ape sume, so kurangnye kat belah sini pulak la. Aku ni, gayanye mcm makin lame makin berani berpakaian.maklum la tak kahwin la, nak la tunjuk sikit2 mane yg dan kat lelaki2 di luar sane

5.there!!!i said it

Even not straight to your face

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

a guy(A rated) asked me today while assisting him 'soalan ni ape jawapannye ni?'..
as usual silence
'dah kawen?'
'belom bos'
'dh betunang?'
'belom bos'
'dah ade bf?'
'xde bos'
'laa nape x ckp awal2'..


cis!
This joke is rated 18s*x:

An 80 year old man went to see a doctor and asked :

Old Man : My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man : That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.
Doctor : MY POINT EXACTLY!

Thursday, July 01, 2010

tibe2 aku terasa mcm nak tukar keje~

ade sorang bdk ofis aku naik pangkat (tahniah)
aku tak rase pape pun

sorg lg nak berenti keje dpt offer private company (pantat!!!)
d.e.n.g.k.i