tolong meja

helpdesk lagik...
hari bersama pelanggan plak
virtual sbnrnyer.tp kena dok kumpul satu blk dgn bdk2 department lain

bdk depan aku ensem.sebelah die pun mantap.depan belah sane mengahadap aku pun ganteng.pergh....ramai lagi lelaki hensem rupenyer.
malangnyer, aku berada di opis.leceh lah nak gatal2 gedik2
haih....kenapa la aku keje gomen
nak menggatal pun kena pikir2.so not me

kenapa la xde org nak chating dgn aku tanye soklan nih.name aku da cukup sdap pun ko xnak tanye.pastu sebok calling calling opis aku kacau mase aku wat keje.da elok2 aku mmg spare mase jaga helpdesk nih meh la cepat tanye aku nih
ko nak tukar tempat keje ke.nak tukar skim ke.nak ambik exam ke.nak naik pangkat ke.tanye je la.aku x layan.hahaha....
gile kejam.da 2 jam baru 2 soklan.takpe la aku paham.org ske lagik ckp verbal.bley dgr sore aku yg sedap.takpun jumpe face to face.bley namapk muke cun.chatting cam nih mane die nampak jari jemari ku yg chantek nih kan!?

k la..layan mata la.banyak balak hensem dlm bilik nih kan aku ckp td.nak prektis senyum simpul2 malu sat

what if...

Scenario 1
Langsat: weh..potong rambut e..kat mane
Manggis: Gunting rambut Sharifah
Langsat: ngape gunting..cantik rambut ko panjang
Manggis: rambut cantek ke aku yg cantek
Langsat: err……

Senario2
Manggis: bai, aku x bley jage exam ko esok.ade miting esok pagi
Rambai: la..ye ke
Manggis: aku mintak durian ganti.bley kan.aku tanye durian die kata ok.pulasan pun aku da inform.
Rambai: durian.xde yg cun lagi?
Manggis: la…kalo nak yg cun.aku jgk ar kena g sendri.xde lain da
Rambai: miahahahaa….








Aku tgh syok kat pakwe org.i mean org lain.takkan la pakwe binatang kot kan.

Apperantly,aku syok kat die sbb aku yg sedar dl die mcm syok kat aku.so, being a perah-santan aku convince diri aku yg mmg die syok kat aku (biase la…to justify myself) sape suruh ko bg signal kat aku

cepat la tinggalkan awek ko.supaya senang aku nak ngorat ko secara terang-terangan.tak kose aku jd the other woman.ko ingat aku kose nak lawan2 tgk sape menang.sah2 ko yg dpt advantage.awek ko pegang.aku ko layan.ade spare la katakan…ko tgk aku pun ko tau aku ade potensi bley pukol org sampai mati.

aku tau
kelihatan seperti xde kerje kan
2 post dlm sehari
Lalalalalala……

its thursday(batek day) and am freaking cold!!!

semlm je 2 kali kaki aku cramp.sejok.aih...ni tempat khatulistiwa farhana.

pastu mood aku rase nak amuk
bende2 kecik pun aku rase nk naek angin
mcm biase la.i blame my hormones
woman people woman

waaa...was depressed.then something nice happen,gumbira,come new thing,damn depress balik.
rase mcm nak ddk rumah goyang2 membesarkan perot
dang...cuti lak xdak.aku da ambek in advance utk ujung tahun
naseb la sape kawen mase tu confirm aku x pegi
bukan takat x pegi.hadiah pun aku x nak hulur

da nak november nih..haih..benci betol aku bile x sengaja reflect blk my years
to make myself clear umor aku 26 okeh tahun nih
and my original birth date is on 18th november every year

kena bagi bold sebab kadang2 lupe lagipun aku kenal je org sambut besday 4thn skali.so by right sbnrnyer he just 6yrs old.lar....skolah pun belom.patut la x matang

Life has been so effing simple, i mean not simple, simple, but you know. The life i have is I work. I exercise(walla..athletic tuh). I go home. I see my four walls. I sleep. I dream. I wake up. The cycle continues.

And mcm biase,because of my dumbness, i've neglected people that i actually care unintentionally and care about everybody else instead of a friend of mine.manusia..manusia..mcm mane la nak ubah diri aku nih

da tu gaji berzaman lagi nak msk.monthly komitmen da bayor
1. budi : checked
2. tepon : checked
3. duit umah : checked
4. umah iza : okt checked nov belum
but then,daily expenses n etc2 x masuk lagi.plus aku ade hutang 3riban kat kdt kad.wallawei.....bile nak g tabung aji kuar duit nih

Tahun ni aku dapat bonus 15 tahun. Korang ada? Hahahaha. (in my dreams)
Bye. Aku macam nak meroyan jap.

angin kus kus sudah mari

aku cukup hangin kalo org yg double perlekehkan org single bile diskus pasal budget
bengang tau x

ko x kenal pun sgt
ko bley nk bg statemnt2 mcm tuh

'ala...ko xpe na.ko single lagik.
x payah pikir pasal anak sume'

meh sini hidung ko
bagi sini aku belasah

meluat.

ko ape tau!!kawen pun senang2 mak bapak bg duit bg kawen.
aku ni!!sume pikir sendiri.
kalo ko nak cite psl komitmen jgn ingt ko bley menang la
konon ko lagik byk tanggungjwb

malangnye itu hanye ilusi
ape yg aku buat hanye angguk n senyum setuju (konon2nye BETOL ko mmg kena pikir lagi byk dari aku - on d budget thingy)

p/s:lupekan la~~aku tak rase adenye bonus tu

this is what i know

many things that i dont know
but this is what i know

I know I will never be too old to learn new things.

I know I can always change....if I choose to.

I know that love is real ...and once felt, will never go away.

I know I'm imperfect.

I know that the ability to make art, in whatever form, is a blessing and true gift of the human soul, and is always a worthwhile pursuit.

I know that regardless of where I am, every day can be a good day.

I know that beauty, knowledge, and experiences are subjective.

I know that everyone at one point in their lives are alone, and it can be amazingly wonderful or excruciatingly horrid.

I know that laughter is better than silence.

I know that words can either crush a person or lift a person up.

I know that I could be better.

I know that friendship is worth cherishing.

I know that my life is a gift to me, and I am undeserving.

I know I can make a difference.

This is what I know,

LEMAH lutut
saket kepala
loya tekak

hurm....mcm simptom org mengandung
the thing is...im not!!

dua ari da nih
aku jarang nak saket
tapi aku tau
bile aku saket
lame la tu nak eloknyer

p/s:terus ingat lima perkara sebelum lima perkara

signed up in a last minute programme and feeling broke

T_T huhuhuhu.....

gaya budak umor 26thn pose

A: sambal udang la
bukan sotong
ade ke sutun umah ko?

B: ade ciput
sutung pun ciput
lebih ari tu buat spagetti tu
uuu spagetti pun sedap
apesal aku ni?
dah hari ketiga pun cam nak mampus pose

A: aku pun
kejap nak lamb chop
kejap nak triple plate
kejap nak nasik lemak

B: uhuhuhu,,,
takde gerai nasik lemak kukus sedap2 sikit kat mane

A: kalo nasik lemak kononyer aku ggigih nak masak
esok xnak pose
nak makan ani sup utara

B: uuuuu sedap nye
ani sup utare
nak jugak

A: dah sudah...
da msk list jgk le tu

B: mane niiiii
nak masak kena gi pasar dulu
or kau nak try alamanda kat bayou tu
malam nak gi supper lak,,
waduhhh

A: gemok.......

B: hehehe

A: ice blended black curent sedap gak
uwaaaaa
tamak

B: kopitiam malam laaa

A: wah...x bley pikir
tamak sgt da n ih

B: aaaa
cepat la decide
kalau nak sume ade dan dekat Chicken King
kalau ade mood nak bertanye-kite cari nasik lemak,,

A: konfiden sedap?

B: kalau nak rajin masak - gi beli dulu

A: website die x convincing

B: aku penah makan ayam die jek,,, fried chicken sedap le
kedai Sharifah pun ade macam2..
sebelah chicken king
nasik lemak aku tak pasti
nasik lemak kopitiam sedap gak..

A: wakakaka...
da bunyik tamak mcm aku
okeh
te g s7
msk je mane2 kedai yg berkenan nanti

B: okeh,.,kite raun raun yer,,,
s7 mane?
sup urat ketin ke ape?
ke area pkns
mcD tu pun aku tgk sedap wehhh

A: waaaallaaaa...betol
aku ade kupon mcd rm5
sedap2

B: alaaaaaa,,,
ape nak makan ni,,, tadi aku teringin nan & tandoori
pastu nak steak lak
pastu nak sambal sotong lak

A: capati sedap

B: huuuuuuuuuuuuu
sedaaaaaaap
semalam aku lalu kedai bawah tu, lawo gile nan die
kombung
berkilat
kalau perah asam limau atas ayam tandoori,,,. perggghhhh!

A: ooooiiiiii
torture siut

B: so gane nih??
decide...
gi roung s7 mane.?

A: ko la
bg option lagik byk2
da pening byk sgt image dlm kepala
da ar...confirm roti nan+tandori+capati
rase2 x cukup aku mintak ko tapau o-town

B: Oraittttttttt
beli kat bawah jek
kite beli 6.30
terus buke sekali

a fren lost her baby in her almost 9 months pregnancy

its a sad news
very sad indeed
setakat kisah aku xde pape la sgt

belum lagik aku compare dgn citer org2 kat padang n samoa sane

td g visit die, baby still dlm perut
obviously the baby is not moving anymore
da tu kena ddk kat bilik yg kena share dgn newly mom
baby jiran nangis is a GREAT torture for her