he saw me talking with some random guy and casually inquires about that guy
'he sure was handsome. is he your friend?'
"i don’t know him"
'then why would you talk that nicely with him?'
"like you said, he’s handsome. it’s pretty obvious dummy, do you need to ask more"
'if i’m such a dummy, why do you hang out with me?'

how can you be such an ass and so cute at the same time? it hurts my brain.