house of complaints

Assalamualaikum

1. maklumla buulan pose.kena bagi salam.

2. Pagi ini bila aku bukak rhbonline dan cek akaun, aku rasa macam deja vu pulak.

Ya Tuhan, kenapa banyak sangat duit ni? Aku nak buat apa dengan duit banyak ni?

Hik. Tipu je.

Itu sebenarnya hanya impian aku.

3. there are so many problems. I choose not to care. Hope that it would wash away like rains falling down cleaning the pathway.



4. Aku suka bau jln tar lepas hujan. Macam ketagih

5. im just lost these days - so uninspired, i just dont have that specific survival agenda anymore

6. how do you find love if you dont know what to look for?

7. Sometimes i feel so stupid

8. I can fit into my "JEANS-DAH-KURUS-KE-BELUM?" again!!!

9. i am sorry for being selfish and thinking that the world revolves around me.i should just slap my face and throw myself in the woods so i will be bitten by a gang of chipmunks and vegetarian lizards.

we can communicate without talking

koz he understands my mind language

koz i am so demure

1. aku pakai baju baru....baju baru aku pakai....lalalala

2. kuceng bengong pagi2 sebok nak melintas kat DUKE.sah2 kat situ sume org main pecut jer.tunggu la sign melintas ke hape dulu.x pasal2 create unnecessary tension utk aku.


wahai kuceng x bermoral di DUKE next time tunggu sign mcm nih br melintas


kuceng bermoral melintas

3. Sapura blackout kejap td, PC aku x bley on selama 3 jam even lampu sume da ade blk.rase nak bakar manusia

4. betol!!aku mmg tgh hangin

aku marah2 pun tetap comel

5. (my right eye is twitching) i sense something is coming.

6. Hormones, people. Don't meddle with women who have rollercoaster ride estrogen.

less of me

to avoid talking about myself n my stupidity (or my mental illness)
lets talk about people in my ofis (n her stupidity)


mase mkn a pregnant lady cite pasal name anak.
bley nama 'bobohison' cam out.
aku x tau la mcm mane die nak eja
iniatial idea nak name bobo je.
bobohison mcm merangkumi bobo-his-son.
which i think very stupid.but i didnt say it was stupid or saying somthng stupid since i know i can be dumb at times

sebagai khalifah yg amat baek hati aku pun ckp la
'it almost sounds like bobohizan'
bley die ckp 'eh best gak.if its a gurl bg name tu la'

aku tau die x serius
kalo die serius pun aku in denial
mcm nak terus buat koir wonderpet 'ini serius.....'

so i said
bobohizan tu maksudnyer bomoh la utk org pribumi somewhere in sabah or s'wak
die ingat aku tipu
'eh...mane ko tau'
since die pun bdk itm aku pun ckp ade kite blajar mase titas
(yes!!me myself surpriseed that im actually remembered it)

bley gelak2 nak tukar name jadik pendekar andika
yes!!!andika with d pendekar skali

sukati la..anak ko pun bkn anak aku

ps:its not my fault dat people think me as mentally challenging since most of my frens is also like dat (they too intelligent dat tend to turn into mental illness - just at times, most of d times they are pretty normat people)

i looks like a panda and hardly waking up where no amount of cuppa Joe would shake my system to boot up

i have no idea wat to blog or watsoever

1. around this time last year, i am blinded by love, so i hate myself now

2. i want to eat a good nice ice cream. be it baskin robin or new zealand natural. but its not even 30th or 31st. so any ice-cream is good.
we all need all the help we can get when that bad mood swings in

3. i also want a nice hair-cut.i luv to have the samba lion king hair

4. ooo god..am over the age of 25

5. and i think mischa barton is hot btw. so as james mcavoy.
just my another split personality. kejap gay anothr moment straight

6. people are jealous of me. koz i'm beautiful, have long legs and i know cat steven

7. first person in my received call list was my ex. some guy who broke my heart.
but i always caved in koz i'm a perpetual idiot at large.ihatchu

8. and the last text message i received say "hai sayang, bila kita nak kawin ni, i tak sabar nak tunggu u lahirkan anak-anak i"
yes... im in delusional

9. I doubt i EVER going to get married. so im trying to do mitosis so that i can reproduce myself like amoeba. but it's quite an impossible thing to do. so, sperm donor here i come!!!!

10. koz i don't want to get hurt unnecessarily

walking zig zag

walla....
aku panik
panik la aku
walalalalala....
mcm maner nih

hum ti dum ti dum

sepak bola masuk gol

satu je aku nak ckp
'hah!!padan muka'
'served u right hana!!!'

beria belagak nak tunjuk rajin bace buku mase wedding
ala...xyah ckp pun aku tahu isi hatiku sendri
nak berlagak tunjuk riak la tu
padan la muke ko!!!!

footnote:
i've lost my friend's book during a wedding
da patah balek pun tp x jumpe buku tuh
mampus nak carik mane!!!????